'Twas the week before the Finals, and all through Bachelor Nation
We awaited Michelle's choice with great anticipation
Would Brandon, or Joe, or the confident Nayte
Emerge as her best friend, or even soulmate?
On horseback! On ziplines! On catamarans!
They smooched her, they wooed her, and perhaps swayed her plans
As what to our wondering eyes should appear?
But Brandon beating Joe, the upset of the year!
So it's Brandon vs. Nayte now--who takes the ring home?
It's all coming up...on The Bachelor Zone!