In Week Two of The Bachelor, Susie dominates by land, air, and sea, Sarah sledgehammers her way toward the top of the AP Polls, and Cassidy commits multiple party fouls at Hilary Duff's, while her twin villain Shanae gets in hot water for spilling tea that wasn't hers to spill. Once the dust, frosting, and strawberry jam cleared, which players had us believing they've got a picture-perfect plan for victory, and which players seemed like they just can't do the math? If you're looking for the hardest-hitting Bachelor stats and analysis, our Week 2 coverage is what dreams are made of!